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Dodgeball Rules Tee — The Five D's of Dodgeball
You already know the rules.
Dodge. Duck. Dip. Dive. Dodge.
Patches O'Houlihan didn't hand out participation trophies and neither do we. This is the tee for the generation that actually played dodgeball — no padding, no liability waivers, no school counselor on standby. Just a rubber ball, a gymnasium full of consequences, and the pure survival instinct of kids who figured it out themselves.
We didn't have safe spaces. We had gym class.
Bold block lettering. Crisp white ink on deep black. The Five D's stacked loud and proud — exactly the way Patches would have wanted it. Wear it to the gym, to the game, to the next mandatory team-building exercise where you are absolutely going to dominate.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. And if you grew up Gen X, you've dodged a lot worse.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) — soft, durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing techniques (DTF for sleeves/neck labels, DTG for main print) for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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